Showing posts with label this blog is going to make me millions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label this blog is going to make me millions. Show all posts

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Famous (?) Skinny Dude: Bradford Cox

I hesitate to call this dude famous, because I don't know who the eff he is. However, he is so wonderfully Skinny that he had to be featured. His name is Bradford Cox, apparently he is in some band and holy lord - he is skinny:

bradford cox

bradford cox

I feel like this is important to share in order to give y'all a frame of reference for what I mean when I say "Skinny Dude". This blog is not about your average dude who is on the trim side. I'm sure you're thinking "Oh no...no. Not THAT Skinny!" Yes...YES! Always and ONLY that Skinny. This dude has Marfan Syndrome, which is a connective tissue disorder. Joey Ramone also had this disorder. Wikipedia tells me that people with Marfan's are typically tall, with long limbs and long thin fingers. Wikipedia does not, however, tell me that a benefit of having this disorder is that you become crazily Skinny. That being said, I don't think that Bradford can be an official Skinny Dude due to his medical condition. I will give him an honorable mention though. Keep it up Bradford!!! I think you have no choice - but keep it up anyway!

I hope this helps you all understand what we're talking about here in regards to the Skinny.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Welcome

Hello various fans of Skinny Dudes & Skinny Dude culture.

You may not yet realize that you are a fan of Skinny Dudes or you may even be wondering if you are a Qualified Skinny Dude.

You are a fan of SD's - this blog is going to show you why.

Chances are good that you are not a QSD - this blog will not only detail the rarity of a QSD but it is also going to outline specific criteria that will help you never wonder about anything ever again.

This blog will also cover a range of different subjects that pertain to Skinny Dudes. Intriguing topics like Where to buy pants if you are a Skinny Dude, Skinny Dude Celebrities, Interviews with Real Skinny Dudes, Submit a Skinny Dude, Skinny Dude Spottings, How to Tell a Real Skinny Dude from a Fake Skinny Dude, and much, much more. It's all leading up to the 1st Annual Skinny Dude Olympics, which will take place one year from this very first blog post. This blog is going to be fun, stupid, and wildly commercially successful.

I guess I should tell you that I am not a Skinny Dude. I am a lady, and I would not consider myself Skinny by the standards that this blog is going to set forth. This blog will not focus on Skinny or Non-Skinny Ladies. Only Dudes. Ladies, please feel free to read and comment - especially if you are pro-Skinny Dude. If you are anti- please leave immediately. Your kind is not wanted here.

Thanks for visiting! Come back soon and tell your friends! Only 365 days to the First Annual Skinny Dude Olympics!