Skinny Dudes Defined - Part 1

The first order of business on this blog will be to define a Skinny Dude.

If you find yourself shopping in the children's section - you might be a Skinny Dude.

A true Skinny Dude is not concerned about his weight. A Skinny Dude is not a pussy, he's just Skinny. No dieting - you are not a true Skinny Dude if you diet. You generally eat approximately 3000 calories a day, yet never manage to gain an ounce. You've always been Skinny - you don't know why or how - it just is.

We are also not interested in Skinny Dudes who are Skinny because of their meth or heroin addiction. 100% naturally Skinny only. If you happen to smoke a bunch of weed, eat constantly because you have the munchies all the time - and yet still are super Skinny - that is ok.

Contrary to what YouTube says - THIS is NOT a Skinny Dude, even if the title of the video is "Skinny dude with glasses trips on acid!"



That is, however, a normally sized dude with big problems. Nothing Skinny about him, and this ain't a blog about dudes with problems. Skinny Dudes have no problems, ever. They are gleefully Skinny. What problems could they possibly have?

I don't want to list height/weight requirements. If you think you might be a Skinny Dude - you're probably wrong, but go ahead and send your picture to SkinnyDudes@gmail.com - I'll size you up and decide if you qualify to be featured on the blog.

Skinny Dudes cannot be children. Most children are Skinny, but until they are at least 18 years old, they are not considered Dudes. Skinny Children do not interest me.

Japanese people seem to have an unfair advantage. All of their dudes tend to all be Skinny Dudes. Lucky for all y'all Japanese Dudes - I am not excluding you from this blog. In fact, that Japanese dude that eats the hot dogs - Takeru Kobayashi - used to be a Skinny Dude, but then he fell victim to one of the most tragic things that can happen to a Skinny Dude - he got strong. More on that some other time. Japanese dudes - you are welcome here.

I can't see this dude from the front, but I'm willing to bet that he would meet the initial Skinniness criteria for a Qualified Skinny Dude. Jesus Christ, look at those legs. They are like little twigs. Skinny little twigs. Holy shit, that guy seems to be quite skinny. I worry that he is addicted to heroin though, thus disqualifying him. We may never know.

Finally - I wonder how gay this blog will get. In doing an initial search on Flickr for Skinny Dudes, the results seemed a little gay-heavy. Straights, do not let that deter you from submitting your photo. While I cannot guarantee that a gay will not masturbate to your skinny image, what harm would that really do you? You should be happy that the gays appreciate your Skinniness. Everyone knows that they way to a ladies heart is through her gay friends. Win them over by letting them gaze upon your frail, skinny body.

We will continue to define what a Skinny Dude is throughout the life of this blog. The true criteria will become clear through interviews with real Skinny Dudes and further analysis of Skinny Dude culture. I do hope you stick around.